Brian: "and then they all say in unison..." Hey, what does unison mean? Is that when you, like pee on yourself?
No, Brian, that's called urinating...
T: Today we learned how to dance in gym class!
Me: Did you have to dance with girls? Were you nervous?
Brian: I wasn't nervous but my partner was! I could tell because her hands were really sweaty!!
Me: Does anyone know what impulsive means?
Youssef: Isn't that when something is really really gross and you want to throw up?
No, Youssef, that's REpulsive....
And, my favorite. I like to joke around with some of my 5th graders at Swift Elementary and say "liar, liar, pants on fire!" when, say Noel uses a calculator when he's not supposed to and tells me he did it in his head! One day, during a particularly heated game of the matching musical note game, Noel said he could do it in under 5 seconds, to which Paniz replied "Noel, you're pants are on FIRE!" hahaha
You can see why I love them! Hopefully, I'll have some funny stories from nannying this summer too! But during my little kid lull during the beginning of summer, I'll probably just watch this video over and over again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysqh1uzqGrc